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| User: | nichtdermensch (14728152) .:† Maleficus Sadi the Sadist †:.
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| Name: | .:† Maleficus Sadi †:. | |||||||
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| Bio: |   I love ZUMBEYS, ZOMBIES and ZOOMBIES. Don't discriminate! Love'm all, equally <3. If you discover another type of Zombie-species, please inform me <3 ^_^! I eat babies. Zis journal is 'ere so that I may find and locate all ze babies in da vurld and eat zem! Much like Jezus, I love ze children! Alzough our discrepancies between us vould be zat he suffered ze children to come to him, 'ere I suffer ze children to be eaten! das Ist Gut! Ja?! Guten Zeit! das Ende! Sister Anna: Do you ever see the Hand of God in what you do? Creasy: No, not for a long time. Sister Anna: The Bible says, "Do not be over come with evil, but overcome--... Creasy: But overcome evil with good." Creasy: Ése es el Verso 21 del Capítulo 12 de Romans. Creasy: I am the sheep that got lost, Madre. But in all seriousness, my name is 'Malus' or 'Derek'. Depends on whether you know me from the net or IRL. Or 'Freelancer' if you go to the Halo parties, haha. On another note, I don't really like Bio's. How the fuck am I supposed to sum up my insanity and quirks in 1-25 huge ass paragraphs?! What the fuck mate, I can't do that! I guess I could just rant my ass off... that'd be fun. But last time I ranted in an LJ everyone kind of freaked out and thought I was high on meth or something xD. So that may not be the best idea. REGARDLESS! Let's just proceed and make a god damn bio... I'm a misanthropist at heart. If misanthropy was a person, we'd go hand-in-hand in everything, go everywhere and we'd be the best of friends. I'm also a drunkard. My favorite drink? A six-pack of apathy every morning. Most people need coffee to jump-start their day. I love to start the day with coffee too, but I need extra juice, heh. So that six-pack comes quite in handy. I love to smoke too. I only smoke Kretek's however... because I'm posh like that, k? I label them my 'apathy sticks' or 'death sticks', depending on how I'm feeling (or the lack there-of, haha). My basic bio should look something like this: Name: Derek L. Salgy Date of forced conception (I didn't arrive in this hell hole willingly, mind you): 02/25/85 Gender: Male (in case you hadn't notice. Sorry I lack androgyny. I'm not a crazy Japanese boy)... Age: 22 Occupation: Architectural Drafting/Student Schools: Granite High ---> SLCC Redwood Campus (I'm registered, but due to bills I'm taking a break to catch up. Who EVER really catches up, though? :P) El Musica: Japanese Rock, Symphonic Metal, Classical, Visual Kei and just about anything. But I mostly listen to foreign music like Japanese, French, Finnish and German. Orientation: Lesbian. Oh wait, I'm a boy >_>... so... that would make me... a gay robot that LOOKS like a boy. Or something like that... ... I get confused easily v_v0. Relationship Status: Oh-so-very, very single. I end up consuming most of my partners after a few months, so I go through quite a bit of people v_v0... Astrology/Zodiac: Pisces/Ox. More? Hmmm... I'm 25% Irish, 25% Yugoslavian/Croation, 25% Yaqui Native American and 25% Hispanic. My mom tells me that although my spiritual animal is definitely the wolf, my true spirit lies in the spider. I attract them and love them to death. Everywhere I live my house becomes infested with them and it makes me giggle. Though whenever I move out from a place, the people who move in aren't too happy about it *laughs*. Spiders are the epitome of intelligence, patience and creativity. Much like them I don't like to go outside much as I like familiar, comfortable things (like my little dark place with all of it's intricate webbing). I don't like going out during the day and do most of whatever piques my fancy at night. Rather than go out and be sociable, I tend to withdraw to my dark hole in the wall and live a quiet, secluded existence. I go out long enough to attract a few individuals and then go back into hiding until they become enamored with my web and then they get trapped and then I eat them alive! Well... not so much the eating part... they usually are smart enough to stay away or manage to get away in time. Damn. Oh well... let's see... what else *ponders*. I'm more of an online person than a in-person, person. Heh. Let's face it. People are such bitches to deal with, whether it be drama or whatever. I don't deal with those people well. And dealing with them face-to-face? Unbearable. Through a screen? Tolerable. Through a text? Preferable. Not at all? The best way to handle them imho. This explains why I don't like talking to you on the phone or in person. Go me. I'm awesome. And you? You're a jewbenik. If you don't like the thought of baby-consumption or the baking of babies in various forms (cookies, dumplings, consumption as snowcones, etc.) then we probably won't get along. I also like games. Like most boys. But unlike most boys I'm smart enough to know that cute girl > games. I know. You'd THINK it would be simple math... but I think it eludes most people for some bizarre reason... So you want me on a silver platter? Fine. Beyond my spider-like-traits, I'm your typical cannibal fish/ox, so I'll just post the descriptions here... because sadly they're pretty damn close to how I actually am. Which also makes me wonder if there isn't some unknown cosmic force dictating how I act and feel or if there is such a generality in their observations that it can be applicable to almost anyone (I think it is the latter). Regardless...  Pisces captures a little of everything: the good, the bad and the ugly traits of the rest of the Zodiac. Astrologers broadly agree that the following are the characteristics of Pisces: The Pisces person is playful, friendly, charming, flexible, nurturing, free-spirited, carefree, romantic, happy, sensitive, mystical, enchanting, smart, emotional, reverent, creative, loving, easygoing, fun, outgoing, spontaneous, sympathetic, compassionate, intuitive, unworldly (spiritually oriented), wise, open minded, caring, devoted, liberal (unbiased), humorous, understanding, tolerant, benevolent, self-sacrificing and artistic. They can also sometimes be distracted, detached, illusory, impractical, gullible, neglectful, escapist, lazy, erratic, undependable, self-oriented, cold, aloof, mean, self-centered, somewhat moody, fickle, confused, depressed, irresponsible, goal-less, and have a split-personality, a lack of motivation or push, and dependency issues. Likes: Romance, Feeling appreciated, freedom, stability, feeling needed, mystical settings/enchantment, being encouraged to dream, sharing thoughts/dreams, having their input valued, a role model, being loved. Dislikes: Feeling vulnerable, alone or unloved, having no goals to move towards, feeling invalidated, being ignored, crude or harsh behavior, being criticized, noisy scenes and displays, having no sense of structure. Ox: The Ox is the sign of prosperity through fortitude and hard work. This powerful sign is a born leader, being quite dependable and possessing an innate ability to achieve great things. As one might guess, such people are dependable, calm, and modest. Like their animal namesake, the Ox is unswervingly patient, tireless in their work, and capable of enduring any amount of hardship without complaint. Ox people need peace and quiet to work through their ideas, and when they have set their mind on something it is hard for them to be convinced otherwise. An Ox person has a very logical mind and is extremely systematic in whatever they do, even without imagination. These people speak little but are extremely intelligent. When necessary, they are articulate and eloquent. People born under the influence of the Ox are kind, caring souls, logical, positive, filled with common sense and with their feet firmly planted on the ground. Security is their main preoccupation in life, and they are prepared to toil long and hard in order to provide a warm, comfortable and stable nest for themselves and their families. Strong-minded, stubborn, individualistic, the majority are highly intelligent individuals who don't take kindly to being told what to do. The Ox works hard, patiently, and methodically, with original intelligence and reflective thought. These people enjoy helping others. Behind this tenacious, laboring, and self-sacrificing exterior lies an active mind. The Ox is not extravagant, and the thought of living off credit cards or being in debt makes them nervous. The possibility of taking a serious risk could cause the Ox sleepless nights. Ox people are truthful and sincere, and the idea of wheeling and dealing in a competitive world is distasteful to them. They are rarely driven by the prospect of financial gain. These people are always welcome because of their honesty and patience. They have many friends, who appreciate the fact that the Ox people are wary of new trends, although every now and then they can be encouraged to try something new. It is important to remember that the Ox people are sociable and relaxed when they feel secure, but occasionally a dark cloud looms over such people and they engage all the trials of the whole world and seek solutions for them. "In life's trials and conflict, there is poetry; in death, there is release." -Harlequins *feigned British accent*. Right then... that's all you get. 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| Schools: | Granite High School - Salt Lake City, UT (2003 - 2004) Salt Lake Community College - Salt Lake City, UT (2005 - 2008) | |||||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 7: __ambivalence__, fortunate_fluke, j_rawker, kitbug, luvndj, nichtdermensch, rainieskais | |||||||
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